It takes a long time..
Start in your youth, search for, find and marry a quy who is kind, reliable and generous.
Marry him and have lots of sons.
Bring them up the best way you can.
Make sure they marry lovely girls.
Let them mature for fifty years or more.
On Christmas Day visit at least one of them, Having mentioned on your blog that you wan a Kindle for Christmas.
And remember to thank them when you open the package.
Merry Christmas Everybody.