Saturday, November 27, 2010
TIS THE SEASON
Deck the malls with plastic holly
Fa la la la la la and razz ma tazz
the season's come for retail folly
cards maxed out and all that jazz
sun is sizzling
kids are grizzling
carol muzack rapes our ears
feeling anything but jolly
we'll do it all again next year.
MY CHRISTMAS WISH LIST
1. a gadget for my car which automastically debits a farmer's bank account when I drive over the shitty mess left by his cows and have to get the car cleaned again.
2. a set of shelves which automatically tidies books away.
3. a toy boy that hangs on the wall beside my apron and only comes down to mow lawns, dig the garden and change light bulbs.
4. a computer that does what it's told, does not lose whole swadges of my text and does not refuse to upload images when I tell it to.
That will do for starters.